This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.
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GEORGE: So what happened? She throw you out? Eh?
JERRY: No actually, she took it pretty well.
GEORGE: So what happened?
JERRY: She’s into it.
GEORGE: Into what?
JERRY: The manáge. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roomate’s into the manáge too.
GEORGE: That’s unbelievable.
JERRY: Oh, it’s a scene man.
GEORGE: Do you ever get down on your knees and just thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?!
The Pizza Party
A DiGiorno pizza on top of a Jack’s pizza topped with Totino’s pizza rolls.
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